| The Toad I know |
Yeah, I know Toad, the little Mushroom guy wearin' a diaper. But when I saw the Super Mario Bros. movie, I couldn't believe what I saw. This is not the Toad I know.
| The Toad I don't know. |
This TALL guy with WEIRD hair in TOAD the mushroom man. That right. Toad the mushroom man. I guess his wacky hair is supposed to be the mushroom, but still...what?